Esquire Theme by Matthew Buchanan
Social icons by Tim van Damme

18

Jul

WHEN YOU SEE TWO BOTTOMS GOING HOME TOGETHER

05

Jul

WHEN YOU POST A REALLY GOOD PICTURE OF YOURSELF

WHEN SOMEONE “LIKES” IT

me leaving work for my 4th of July vacation

AND WHEN THEY DON’T

WHEN SOMEONE YOU LOATHE JOINS YOUR GYM

20

Jun

WHEN THE WRAPPER STICKS TO THE CANDY

WHEN YOU TELL A BAD DATE “WE SHOULD DO THIS AGAIN SOMETIME”

same

14

Jun

WHEN YOU JUST HAD REALLY GREAT SEX

image

31

May

WHEN I’M DRUNK AND HAVE A BRIEF SURGE OF OPTIMISM

02

May

WHEN SOMEONE TELLS YOU THEY’RE GETTING A SALAD

25

Apr

WHEN YOUR TRICK IS LOOSER THAN YOU EXPECTED

WHEN YOU WATCHED JOFFREY DIE